Antoine Dodson is giving Leprechaun in Alabama a run for its money as the best news story ever. Our new hero Dodson has a warning for Lincoln Park residents.; they should hide their kids, wives and husbands because somebody is snatching "yo people up."

I wonder if he will get a web redemption from Daniel Tosh. Actually now that I think about it, there is nothing to redeem. Tosh should give him an award! And that dumbass rapist better watch out, because Antoine is on the case!

Drew Carey told US Weekly that he lost 70lbs.

"I just got sick of being fat," he told Us Wednesday at the 2010 CBS Summer Press Tour Party in Beverly Hills.

I'm not sure if I'm just used to him being fat, or if he looks odd. Maybe he just got old and I haven't seen him since his TV show got canceled. With all my bad taste in music, television and movies, even I don't watch daytime game shows. Although I have caught myself getting wrapped up in Let's Make a Deal with host Wayne Brady. White people can't turn away from the awe that is Brady.

The price is wrong...Bitch!"

Here is a perfect example of why I avoid Comic Con. Why would I want to pay money to watch clips and trailers that are going to be online a few days later anyway? I rather catch them in the comfort of my own home, for free, drunk, while I fondle my balls and sniff my fingers.

And while I'm bitching... Thor is going to suck. They can't even get the character right in his own comic book 90% of the time. The Mighty Thor is not an action hero. The first two-minutes of this clip looks like a bad Dolph Lundgren movie. And who the fuck is Chris Hemsworth? The guy from Punisher: War Zone should be playing Thor. He made a great Titus Pullo in Rome. Why the hell is he playing Volstagg? Wasn't he the fat guy from the comic? This is going to be a bad action movie, with more bad wink at the camera comedy. I will bet my white power music collection on it!

Thor will be in theaters on May 6, 2011.  read more »

Here is the trailer for Zack Snyder's (Dawn of the Dead, Watchmen) Sucker Punch.

Set in the 1950s, Sucker Punch follows Babydoll (Emily Browning) who is confined to a mental institution by her stepfather, who intends to have her lobotomized in five days. While there, she imagines an alternative reality to hide her from the pain, and in that world, she begins planning her escape, needing to steal five objects to help get her out before she is deflowered by a vile man.

A super supporting cast is headed by Abbie Cornish, Vanessa Hudgens, Jena Malone, Jamie Chung, and Carla Gugino.

Sucker Punch will be in theaters everywhere on March 25, 2011.  read more »

Not only did Orlando Bloom get my favorite reality TV show, Pretty Wild, kicked off the air -- because he got a little sand in his vagina over a burglary (what a baby!) -- but now he knocked up Miranda Kerr. That means no Kerr panty pictures for like 9-months. This dude is really one selfish egotistical butthole! Kerr makes up like 90% of the material on other websites I run. Why doesn't he just personally come over to my house, and smack the Jim Beam bottle out of my mouth.

I guess it's Evan Williams for the rest of the year. Thanks Bloom!

And I don't buy into the woman propaganda that being pregnant is sexy! So I better not see any Victoria's Secret pregnant ads with Kerr. Or her naked on the cover of Vogue. Just go away until this fuckery is over! Only men with weird fetishes think pregnant women are hot.

I'm also extending my Orlando Bloom boycott... I'm not only going to boycott his movies, but from now on I'm going to start paying to see other movies, and watch Pirates of the Caribbean 4‎ (or whatever the hell is he is currently starring in) for free. Actually to be fair, I will only watch the scenes he is in -- that way I'm only stealing from Bloom and not the other actors, they're innocent in all of this.  read more »

Musician Wyclef Jean's family responded to rumors that he is considering running for president of Haiti in November.

A statement released by the family says he has "not announced his intent to run for Haitian president." But if he does 2Snaps will be the first to know. Just kidding. But they will let the media know if there is any announcement to be made.

"Wyclef's commitment to his homeland and its youth is boundless and he will remain its greatest supporter regardless of whether he is part of the government moving forward. At this time, Wyclef Jean has not announced his intent to run for Haitian president. If, and when, a decision is made, media will be alerted immediately."

When asked by CNN about his bid for president the ex-Fugees star replied "I can't sing forever."

I know nothing about the world outside of my home, but it seems like being the president of Haiti would be a lot of work. Didn't something big happen there recently? Oh yeah the World Cup!  read more »

Reality star Alexis Neiers is finally free from jail after serving 30-days for burglarizing Orlando Bloom's home. I'm boycotting Bloom BTW. I can only pray that they are already taping a new season of Pretty Wild.

Neiers wasted no time talking to E! Online about her life behind bars, and being Lindsay Lohan's neighbor in the clink.

"Crying. She was crying," Neiers exclusively tells E! News. "I could hear her. "

"I could start hearing like what was going on in there, I tried to just, really just keep to myself and the last thing I really want to hear, you know, when you're trying to be so strong and just get through the day. I mean, the days are so long in there, you're woken up at 5:30."

"She was crying. She was talking to deputies and, you know, just trying to—I couldn't really like make it out, but from what I saw the first day, I mean, she was lying in there and just trying to like calm down. I mean, she got to keep her extensions in and everything, which most people don't, and the girls were like, 'Ah, they had to take my weave out and cut it all out and,' you know, stuff like that."  read more »

It's officially legal for grown men to say "Selena Gomez is hot. I would bang her."

Gomez appeared on George Lopez's show, but without her voice. She did the interview with a box that answered questions with a robot voice. Do you think she faked losing her voice so she didn't have to perform live? Or was it just a smart ploy to promote Dynavox?

The world may never know!

You can catch Gomez in Ramona and Beezus in theaters on July 23, 2010. Based on Beverly Cleary's popular children's book series.  read more »

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie bought a $40 million home in the picturesque hills of Valpolicella, Italy. According to Sky Italy magazine the couple were looking at $10 million villas before deciding to splurge on the vacation home.

The N.Y. Daily News says the home "features 15 bedrooms, a home cinema, two swimming pools, a gym, and several jacuzzis."

Brad Pitt is a "wonderful father"

While opening her movie Salt in Tokyo, Jolie denied rumors that her marriage with Brad is on shaky ground.

"He was just a wonderful father. He often brought the children to the set. They played with fake blood, and they found mommy very strange in her different hair," she said.

Last week, Brangelina won a case against a British tabloid in London's High Court after it had reported in January that they were planning to split.

Yay! The San Diego Comic Con is officially over. Now I don't have to read about movie clips nerds watched anymore. There is nothing more boring than a bunch of bloggers recapping Avengers clips that I can't see. Do we really need a written preview of a preview? Just wake me up when the trailer is available.

However, some good things did come out of the convention this year; a geek got stabbed in the eye, Blake Lively showed some cleavage and Vanessa Hudgens and Kelly Brook looked pretty hot too.

I guess Brook was there to promote Piranha 3D, and Lively to promote Green Lantern. Who cares why Hudgens was there.

I know I'm harsh on the Comic Con every year, but in reality it's just not my thing. It would mean I would have to leave my house, and I don't think they have a open bar during the panels. I salute all my nerd friends who are dedicated enough to sit in cramped chairs for hours to see whatever they see there.

More pics after the jump.  read more »