James Lee is believed to be holding at least one hostage at the Discovery Channel headquarters in Silver Spring, Maryland. Lee posted a manifesto on the website SaveThePlanetProtest.com demanding that the Discovery Channel "stop encouraging the birth of any more parasitic human infants."

I demand that the Discovery Channel do a zombie version of The Colony. It would be so cool! Instead of fake "marauders" the colonist would have to fight zombies with paint ball guns! I agree with Lee, the Discovery Channel needs to get their shit together and make the third season of The Colony better. Watching people build windmills is getting real boring.

Here is Lee's entire manifesto:

The Discovery Channel MUST broadcast to the world their commitment to save the planet and to do the following IMMEDIATELY:

1. The Discovery Channel and it's affiliate channels MUST have daily television programs at prime time slots based on Daniel Quinn's "My Ishmael" pages 207-212 where solutions to save the planet would be done in the same way as the Industrial Revolution was done, by people building on each other's inventive ideas. Focus must be given on how people can live WITHOUT giving birth to more filthy human children since those new additions continue pollution and are pollution. A game show format contest would be in order. Perhaps also forums of leading scientists who understand and agree with the Malthus-Darwin science and the problem of human overpopulation. Do both. Do all until something WORKS and the natural world starts improving and human civilization building STOPS and is reversed! MAKE IT INTERESTING SO PEOPLE WATCH AND APPLY SOLUTIONS!!!!  read more »

Sydney Dalton and her "fat friends" had the nerve to post videos of themselves ripping up Justin Bieber posters on YouTube... And bitches are pissed! One threatened to smash her in the face with a "full wine bottle... Cork and all!" That's some serious shit, but why would a 14-year-old have a full bottle of wine? Today's youth are out of control!

The uproar was so big Sydney Dalton started trending on Twitter.

These hate comments are priceless. Teen and tween girls are fucking scary. Dalton should rip up Robert Pattinson posters as an encore.

Kim Kardashian should send Sydney a thank you card and some free perfume for getting the Bieber freaks off her back.  read more »

I just bought the new Miley Cyrus's CD and it is not so great! I'm kind of disappointed that I wasted $9.99 when I should've just downloaded "Can't Be Tamed" for .99. Below is a blurry TV spot for Selena Gomez's new album A Year Without Rain. I'm not going to make the same mistake with Gomez. If she doesn't release at least two decent singles I'm not wasting my money again. If she releases three I will buy the Deluxe Edition.

Why doesn't Miranda Cosgrove release a CD, or even better Jennette McCurdy? iSam's Greatest Hits! Don't forget iSam's Mom guest starring Glee's Jane Lynch premieres on September 11, 2010. Okay I'm going to stop typing before my FBI folder gets any thicker.

A Year Without Rain

1. Round & Round
2. A Year Without Rain
3. Rock God
4. Off The Chain
5. Summer’s Not Hot
6. Intuition
7. Spotlight
8. Ghost Of You
9. Sick Of You
10. Live Like There’s No Tomorrow  read more »

The 2Snaps approved Spartacus: Blood and Sand will be avilable for purchase on DVD and Blu-ray September 21, 2010 (Protip: It's also available on Netflix "Watch Instantly"). The show features much violence and nudity! 'Nuff said!

Executive produced by Rob Tapert, Sam Raimi, Joshua Donen and Steven S. DeKnight, Spartacus: Blood and Sand - The Complete First Season on DVD and Blu-ray promises to take fans even deeper into the deadly brutality of gladiator games and the decadent machinations of Roman society with hours of bonus features delving behind the scenes into the making of a modern epic, including interviews and commentaries from the actors and filmmakers, augmented with rare production footage exploring the series' ground-breaking visual effects, production and costume design.

Spartacus: Blood and Sand - The Complete First Season

Spartacus: Blood and Sand - The Complete First Season [Blu-ray]

DVD and Blu-ray bonus features:
• Featurettes: Gladiator Camp, History Rewritten, Make-up Effects, The Hole, And more!
• Audio Commentaries
• Episodes with Enhanced Digital Effects
• Behind-The-Scenes Footage
• Bloopers
• Trailers  read more »

Jesse James packed up his Nazi memorabilia and moved out of Long Beach, California to Austin, Texas this month. His former neighbor told Radar; "And nothing of value was lost!"

“I don’t think he was railroaded out of town but he lost a lot of respect from people down here,” a local business owner said.

“A lot of people can care less about that guy. The City of Long Beach gave him a name of a street and I told them they should take it back .The neighbors don’t like the drama so they’re happy he’s not around anymore. It’s much more peaceful down here.”

James ex-wife Sandra Bullock is also moving on in Austin. Bullock recently talked to Matt Lauer in her first televised interview since the divorce.

All of the rumors about the 11th season of Dancing With the Stars were true; Bristol Palin joins The Hoff, Brandy, Michael Bolton, The Situation (Mike Sorrentino) and Dirty Dancing star Jennifer Grey. Kurt Warner (NFL), Margaret Cho, Kyle Massey, Audrina Patridge, Rick Fox (NBA) and Florence Henderson make up the rest of the contestants. Did I miss anyone?

Kirstie Alley is the only rumored star not to appear on the show. She made the announcement via Twitter last week: , “Lol… Just a rumor… Imagine that. NOT doing DWTS this season… Way too chicken!! Maybe next season if Im invited again!!!”

DWTS season 11 premieres on September 20. This might be the cast and season that finally buries American idol. And like always, I have to point out that I predicted that Dancing With the Stars would be a huge flop during its first season!

Time to dust off the old Red and Blue Anaglyph glasses, because old school 3D is making a comeback in the September issue of Vogue Italy. Hoarders -- the only people who probably still have a pair of the old 3D glasses -- can peep at Miranda Kerr's 3D boobie here (site not safe for work or minors).

This may be the lance chance to see Kerr before she gets fat from Orlando Bloom's sperm. The Victoria's Secret model became pregnant around March of 2010. By my guesstimation that should make her 5 months pregnant? Since I do not care or deal with pregnant women, I do not know when she will become gross.

There is another safe for work 3D pic after the jump.  read more »

When he arrives on the rural Louisiana farm of Louis Sweetzer, the Reverend Cotton Marcus expects to perform just another routine “exorcism” on a disturbed religious fanatic. An earnest fundamentalist, Sweetzer has contacted the charismatic preacher as a last resort, certain his teenage daughter Nell is possessed by a demon who must be exorcized before their terrifying ordeal ends in unimaginable tragedy.

Buckling under the weight of his conscience after years of parting desperate believers with their money, Cotton and his crew plan to film a confessionary documentary of this, his last exorcism. But upon arriving at the already blood drenched family farm, it is soon clear that nothing could have prepared him for the true evil he encounters there. Now, too late to turn back, Reverend Marcus’ own beliefs are shaken to the core when he and his crew must find a way to save Nell – and themselves – before it is too late.

1. The Last Exorcism - $21,300,000
2. Takers - 21,000,000
3. The Expendables - $9,500,000 ($82,010,000)
4. Eat Pray Love $7,000,000 ($60,716,000)
5. The Other Guys - $6,600,000 ($99,300,000)
6. Vampires Suck - $5,300,000 ($27,912,000)
7. Inception - $5,105,000 ($270,749,000)
8. Nanny McPhee Returns - $4,743,000 ($17,020,000)
9. The Switch - $4,658,000 ($16,484,000)
10. Piranha 3D - $4,308,000 ($18,272,000)

New seasons of HBO's Bored to Death and Eastbound and Down premiere on Sunday, September 26 at 10PM and 10:30PM.

Bored to Death stars the fat guy from The Hangover (Zach Galifianakis), Ted Danson and Jason Schwartzman -- as a Brooklyn writer who nurses a painful breakup by acting out his dream to become a private eye. Eastbound and Down follows a big league relief pitcher who reluctantly accepts a job as a substitute gym teacher.

"Ejected from the sport after accusations of steroid use led to a major on-camera meltdown, Kenny Powers travels back to his hometown in North Carolina and reluctantly begins working as a substitute gym while living with his brother Dustin (John Hawkes). But while Kenny may be down, he's certainly not out, and despite the fact that his fame has all but dried up, he begins plotting his inevitable comeback between repeated rounds of heavy drinking."  read more »

I was just about to make Lindsay Lohan our Hot Babe of the Day when I saw this on Dlisted.

Product placement at its best! I hope this hot mess is getting paid for this. If not, NabiscoWorld better hunt this beauty down and show her the money. She deserves a HUGE check. If they don't act quick I'm going to ship her a 2Snaps weave asap. I can pay in empty whiskey bottles and Toy Story 3 silly bands. I have an entire package of them!

Call me and we'll work out a deal!