Conan O'Brien Unemployed... Joins Twitter

Conan O'Brien did what every good unemployed person should do... Join Twitter! Being jobless can get boring without the interwebs, and Twitter is a great place to kill time and brain cells. Let me be the first to say "Welcome to the club!"

With 268,316 followers already, the ex-late night host only made one tweet so far... a plea for help.

"Today I interviewed a squirrel in my backyard and then threw to commercial. Somebody help me."

If I were O'Brien I wouldn't worry about interviewing small animals. It is only time to push the panic button when you start drinking at 9am, or start visiting 4chan or visiting 4chan at 9am while already drunk!

O'Brien has been laying low since his last show aired on January 22, and he cannot return to work as a host, until September 1, 2010. He received a $45 million payout for giving the Tonight Show back to Jay Leno who returns on March 1.

My advice would be; enjoy your time off, check out Pornhub and spend some of that money!

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