Anne Heche & Husband Submit to Psychotherapy in Divorce Trial

Remember Anne Heche? The cute blonde that was living with Ellen DeGeneres in a committed lesbian relationship, saw aliens and went cuckoo, then married a man and had a baby? Well, if you thought that hot mess was over, you were wrong.

Anne Heche and husband Coley Laffoon have been in a bitter divorce battle arguing over such important issues such as “Who gets custody of the cat?” and “You stole my rug!” But things just got spicier indeed.

CelebTV.com reports that both of the unstable parents have signed papers submitting to psychotherapy evaluations. The evaluation will consist of a number of tests and help decide who is more suitable, if at all, to care for their son. The results are to remain between the psychotherapist and the court.

Bummer. Here, I will just make up the results for you. When the psychotherapist asks Heche, “Do you know why you are here?” odds are the answer she will give is, “I have wings. The meteors have told me so. I will follow the snow to the moon. Happy home. Angry. Goodbye now.”