Crazy Quotes from John Mayer, Aston Kutcher, Mariah Carey, Jerry O'Connell

Another week, another batch of funny quotes from crazy bastards.

MARIAH CAREY on being special,

“Sometimes it’s tough because I’ve got to sleep 15 hours to sing the way I want to. It’s not easy because my vocal chords are different than most people’s.”

JOHN MAYER on his GAP ads,

“Phheww… That’s a lot of GAP ads, is all I’m saying. I mean, I hope… Yah. Are we, you kno - yah. We cool? Cause I would nev- good. good. Sorry. Okay, I’m gon-yah, I’m gonna go. NO, I just.. I hav- bye.”

JERRY O’CONNELL gives his ATM code to a reporter:

“I felt a little guilty [for forgetting my wedding date], so I changed all my bank and security codes to my anniversary…..Um, Now I have to change them back.”

ASHTON KUTCHER tells women how to compliment men:

“So when your guy finally tries on something that you like, tell him that he looks like James Bond or Tony Montana. Feel free to be even more vague than that: ‘Wow, that suit makes you look like that hot football player!’”