Marcia Brady aka Maureen McCormick Had Lesbian Sex With Jan!
I thought it was old, old news that the Brady's were not as clean cut as their TV counterparts. I think one was gay and died of AIDS, Greg was banging Jan, and Jan was banging Peter, or something like that, but it seems that Marcia was really actually banging Jan. No way!
Maureen McCormick details her lesbian experiences with Jan (Eve Plumb) in her tell-all book which hits shelves in 2008.
A source told The National Enquirer, "The most explosive comments will be how the then-blonde, blue-eyed cutie developed a crush on Eve Plumb, which led to some sexual play. This book will certainly come as a shocker. While Maureen is not a lesbian, she reveals there were some sexual hijinks going on behind the scenes. It's bizarre because she played such a virginal character on the show."
If we knew back then what we know now, this could have possibly helped the Brady girls careers. Thank God for 2007 where naked pictures, cocaine and lesbian scandals actually raise your star-meter instead of lower it. The Brady Bunch days must have been such a bore, since they had to keep underage lesbian sex quiet, sounds kind of like Nazi Germany.
Not to mention if it were 2007 there would have been a tape, or at least some pictures we could have published.
UPDATE: Find out what is really in McCormick's new book: Surviving Marcia Brady and Finding My True Voice.
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It's could HAVE, not could OF...would HAVE, not would OF!
Learn good grammar, dude!
could have/would have...u got it, right?? u understood
Ok, when you start to correct people online with tiny grammar issues, you must be a real a$$ in person. Is it because your 4 year degree landed you nowhere, other than grammar checking random online news sites? Pretty pathetic if you ask me. Why don't you try commenting on the article instead of the writer!
Does being an Internet Grammar Enforcer pay well or is it a sad, wageless existence?
Thanks Dude! I fixed it, why should I learn about grammar when i can have people like you spell check it for me for free.
Yeah, you fixed one, but then missed TWO in the last sentences... d'oh!!!
(PS We can hope that someone shot the Jan/Marcia stuff on Super 8)
Hmmm get back to me when over 200,000 people read what you say in 1 week and then I will care.
Yeah, that's the attitude! After all, ignorance is bliss, right? And you must have about as much bliss as you can handle right now, because you certainly are ignorant!
By the way, the other reader didn't catch your spelling mistakes. Those were *grammar* mistakes.
Well, never mind me, go back to your blissful ignorance.
at least wil's retort is higher than that of a 3rd grader's
Who cares about grammar on a celeb rag site?
Nerds.
I do... Or rather... I could OF cared!
Yes, I know, we've got a bunch of literary fucking scholars here reading a website about daft celebrities.
Think white and get serious, people. Who give's a shit?
This is such a hot story. I'm going to jerk off 2 times tonight thinking about it.
I do.
- Nerd.
Here, in perfect grammar:
You are 38 years old, have never been laid, and you live in your mother's basement.
Get a life, queerbait.
I'm 35 and live in my mom's basement and never been laid without giving money to that masseuse or prostitute. I thought that guy was out of line with trying to bring standardized grammar into blogging. He should write for a newspaper a college one. I like Marcia because she sees great qualities in a person regardless of sex or orientation.
"a source told The National Enquirer"
It must be true.
I think anything that is revealed in that book will be the stuff we have either heard from the lips of the other actors or from the tabloids. I'll wait for the cliffsnotes.
Now I can't get the image out of my head!
This book is going to rule!!!
The real truth is Jan was not wearing her glasses and she thought she was making out with Cousin Oliver and that's the way We All Became The Brady Munch.
I guess this Maureen McCormick revelation explains the real reason why Jan always said "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia".
OMG......I believe that it's just been reported on CNN that the intimate Poloroids of Marcia and Jan together have just been posted for sale on EBAY.
Maybe this is what Maureen McCormick (Marcia) is singing about
in her song, "I DO BUT I DON'T" on iTunes. Listen to the lyrics
and you'll understand!!!
Why would you say no one cares about good grammar!! Knowing how to spell and write and complete and proper sentenace does not make you a nerd. It means you have an education which it seems many on here do not. I guess it would not matter if the Constittion was not written properly? I do not use proper english all the time but I do try!!! This is whats wrong with this country today we care more about some old tv star being a lesbain than we do education!!!!!!!! You may want to rethink your values.
Good point, what if the CONSTITTION wasn't written properly?
Retire yourself from society, you colossal dunce.
Wash your father's taint with your tongue, have a nap, and then MAYBE, MAYBE come speak your piece around here again.
Maybe.
Now, back to that constitution thing ...
Wash your father's taint with your tongue, have a nap, and then MAYBE, MAYBE come speak your piece around here again.
The real problem with this country is that people don't have the mentality that we are a British colony. Everything has to be AMerican including grammar. To me that is bull. Either you are English or not!! If you are English write great grammar but if you are American blog away with the bad grammar.
"..we are a British colony"?! What century are you stuck in, dork? Before you start counting all of America as a former colony, go back and check your history books: only 13 current states were colonies before independence was declared. Most of the rest of the current USA belonged to native Americans and to Mexico. If you want to call yourself English, hop on a boat and start rowing to the other side of the Atlantic. Pendejo! On another note, I'm waiting for the juicy details about Greg and Peter!
can't wait to twist one out imagining THIS one taking place! UUUNGHHHH!!!!!
Gossip stays the same, if the grammer sucks or not!!! Get off you high horse dumbass...
Here's a song about sex with the bradys
http://www.myspace.com/tencarplie
I'd sure like to see THAT episode: Marcia...and Jan--I love it!
if you all would only use seaweed--
slap your clitty silly with it.
just right.
Keeping quiet about underage lesbianism is "kind of like Nazi Germany"?
This was meant to be tongue-in-cheek and sarcastic, right?
The sales of her book are going to be through the roof... how convenient...
Is she a biseuxal? or at least bi-curious.
The real problem with this country is that people don't have the mentality that we are a British colony. Everything has to be AMerican including grammar. To me that is bull. Either you are English or not!! i am a gay and my profile is on gaysinglehunt.com where i look for gay partner
Why don't you try commenting on the article instead of the writer!
Uh-oh, Marcia is not what we all thought her to be - sugar and spice and everything nice! lol
Well, personally everyone is entitled to their own sexual preferences, but should that be publicized anyway? What goes in the dark room, stays in the dark room, eh?
I like Maureen McCormick. Completely agree with the above comment. Thanks for sharing this.
SEX is everyone need no matters whom you want to do...By the way, the other reader didn't catch your spelling mistakes. Those were *grammar* mistakes.Well, never mind me, go back to your blissful ignorance.Yeah, that's the attitude! After all, ignorance is bliss, right? And you must have about as much bliss as you can handle right now, because you certainly are ignorant!
Most of the rest of the current USA belonged to native Americans and to Mexico. If you want to call yourself English, hop on a boat and start rowing to the other side of the Atlantic.What century are you stuck in, dork? Before you start counting all of America as a former colony, go back and check your history books: only 13 current states were colonies before independence was declared.
WTF are you talking about you? Moron
Interesting way to look at it. For the most part, I agree with you. It would be great if got more post like this. I appreciate it.
Does being an Internet Grammar Enforcer pay well?
Love to have been in a threesome with them.... YUMMY!
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