Paris Hilton’s Billion Dollar Lawsuit, Sued for Stealing Style

Nicolle O’Neill is suing Paris Hilton for “billions” in damages because she claims that the heiress stole her look.

In a personal injury complaint filed in LA Superior Court on Oct. 18, O’Neill alleges that she suffers “emotional distress” because of Hilton and accuses the socialite of ripping off her style, including fashion-related “patens” [sic] and “stiling” [sic] tips.

Nicky’s court filing is handwritten…and clearly misspelled.

Two pages of documents spell out specific charges against Paris, including a claim that she stole O’Neill’s idea to expose her “je-streeng underware (bikiny)” [sic] under her pants.

O’Neill also claims Paris swiped her idea to shop in vintage stores for ’60s-style dresses.

Here is a translation of some of Ms. O’Neill’s English abominations:

“patens” = patents (I think)

“Stiling” = style

“je-streeng” = G-string

“underware” = underwear

“bikiny” = bikini

I suppose the most amusing part of this news isn’t that Paris is being sued for billions in a handwritten note by a nutjob, but that she was accused of having a sense of style.