Blind Item: Is Reese Witherspoon a Lesbian?

So I stumbled upon this very interesting Blind Item on Crazy Days and Nights. This sounds a lot like Reese Witherspoon.

“These A+ list female film actresses are really different, but they do have one very big thing in common. While one of the A+ listers is no stranger to women, the other A+ lister would have the world believe she is. However, each of our A+ listers separately spent several months with a woman who must be extremely talented in the bedroom to attract the interest of these A+ listers. The only thing these two have in common is the huge amount of money they get for making films. The fact that these two completely different personalities and looks could both fall for the same woman just boggles the mind.”

But what is even more interesting is that the NY Post recently posted this similar Blind Item:

“WHICH sweetheart Oscar winner doesn't always have a heart as golden as her locks? She's known for introducing her best friend for 10 years as ‘my assistant’ when around other Hollywood types.”

Now it is pretty obvious they are talking about Reese there with the sweetheart & golden locks reference (she won Best Actress for Walk the Line).

But what is really noteworthy here is the mention of hiding a “friend” as an assistant, which is what all closeted homosexuals in Hollywood do (i.e. Queen Latifah’s “trainer,” Jodie Foster’s “assistant”).

There has also been speculation of Reese’s “boyfriend” Jake Gyllenhaal being gay, so maybe their entire relationship is a big sham. Is Reese his beard?