Victoria Beckham’s No Bulge Men’s Jeans

Victoria Beckham is looking to expand her fashion empire besides the fashion reality show she is already doing. Posh is coming out with a line of men's jeans.

And she has some interesting opinions on men’s bulges.

“I think guys should wear jeans big and baggy, with a big pair of boots or flip-flops—exactly how you see David when he’s out in his jeans and T-shirt,” she advises.

“Do not pull them up tight and have your bulge showing. Let it hang!”

The cost to let it hang? The jeans retail for $220 - $285. Shit!

Victoria says, “These are not skinny jeans. They are what I call proper men’s jeans. If you are a man that likes really skinny jeans, very fashiony, this isn’t really the line for you.”

“I didn’t want anything too tight around the crotch. That really repulses me. It might be fashionable, but you are not going to get that from dVb.”

What is her obsession with men’s crotches and bulges and dangling participles?

“I’ve used the best Japanese denim, and I think I’ve created a fit that is very flattering and very comfortable,” said Beckham.

“I’m a complete control freak and I want everything to be perfect. I’m not doing a Britney Spears and just putting my name on something and saying, ‘Sell this perfume.’ This is a real passion of mine. People think all I do is go shopping like a miserable cow, but, in actual fact, I work bloody hard.”

Okay, so Victoria is not a miserable cow and Britney Spears is a sell out.

“I’ve got a long way to go. It’s a great big ladder and I’m right at the bottom, but this is what I want to be doing 20 years from now. Everything I do with dVb is true to my heart, and it has to have some relevance to me, my children or my husband.”