Like You Didn't Know: Lohan Sex Tape a Fake

Okay last time, the naked pictures of Kristin Davis floating around the internet are real, the picture of Lindsay Lohan giving head is NOT! It is a clip from some random porn video with some other blonde chick.

For a full explanation go to Dlisted.com.

Also let me just say this about Lohan -- IT IS GOING TO HAPPEN! Relax people, there is no need for fakes or pretending clips from other porn videos are Lohan, let the sex tape happen naturally because it will... you can't force it. I just know the sex tape gods are smiling down on us and waiting for the right moment to spring that Lindsay Lohan sex tape upon us. So I beg you to stop with the fakes because you are mucking up the natural order of the universe with your bad energy! Like a chinese guy once said: "patience is a virtue," or something like that.