Guns N' Roses 'Chinese Democracy' Dr Pepper Challenge

Dr Pepper may be the last person on Earth who still cares about Guns N' Roses' $13 million album Chinese Democracy. Frontman Axl Rose has been dangling the album in front of fans since the 90's, with its last scheduled release date being March of 2007.

Dr Pepper said he would give the entire US a free can of soda if the band would just release the album already.

Rose replied: "We are surprised and very happy to have the support of Dr Pepper with our album Chinese Democracy."

Pepper also said he would not give ex-band members Slash and Buckethead a free can, but Rose offered to share his with Buckethead since some of his tracks do appear on the album.

I say screw the album and give everyone in the world a free can of soda if he just cuts off his awful cornrows.