Too Good to be True: Jamie Lynn Spears' Baby Registry

This has to be a fake because if not -- it is the best thing to happen to the Internet in 2008. Jamie Lynn registered at Toys R Us for her baby. Why is it so exciting to go through her baby registry? I have no idea but it just is.

The best items are:

Item #: 270935 - Vicks Baby Thermometer - Rectal
Item #: 428607- Baby Einstein Take Along Tunes
Item #: 801709 - The First Years John Deere First Keys
Item #: 801736 - The First Years John Deere Massaging Corn Teether
Item #: 38568 - Duracell Coppertop Battery AA 16pk 1.5 wide card

There is just no way they actually have John Deere teethers, I just refuse to believe it. Whoever set this up is genius!

I wonder what Britney will get her? (Tell us in the Poll Here) The $759.99 stroller, or maybe the $7.99 Playtex 8oz. Drop-In Liners or maybe Item #: 885708: Groove N Go Music Maker, her and the baby could make a duet together with it. Seriously do yourself a favor and get yourself a few bottles of cheap wine then spend the weekend looking through this - it is hours of fun.

Maybe we should take up a collection and buy her something, but where do we send it?