Lindsay Lohan to Strip Naked in New Movie!

Lindsay Lohan knows what it takes to get an acting career back on track.

Number 1st: Star in a horror film! Lohan has already signed on to play Nancy Pitman in the new film Manson Girls. Horror fans are very dedicated to the actors who appear in their films, you act in one good one and you will have a fan base for life. Even better is the Sci-Fi genre, the guy who played the fifth Ewok on the right is still selling $35 autographs at Star Wars conventions.

Second: Get naked! Yep, cut the kid shit and get naked. Look how Lohan overloaded the Internet while imitating Marilyn Monroe naked.

Star magazine claims that Lohan will strip naked to play a nymphomaniac waitress in the new film Florence, and only for $75,000.

A source told the magazine, "She just wants to remind people she can act and she’s worth hiring."

Of course she is worth hiring if she is willing to get naked, hopefully it will not involve a stripper pole though, because we all saw how boring she made that be.

You should put your best critic to review this one or just send me.

i want her life!!

"how boring she made that be"

Don't end the sentence in a preposition. Leave off the "be" and it's fine.

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