Blind Items: John Mayer’s Fetishes - Orlando Bloom a Satanist - Will Smith Gay

Here are this week’s Blind Items:

Sources include other media outlets. Or quite simply are total truths that people are too ashamed to speak and fans are unwilling to admit.

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WHICH male celebrity is into Olympian at preorgasmic water sports? He likes his female fans as much as he likes his Hollywood girlfriends. The well-liked lothario scoops up gals and spits 'em back out, especially the ones who accidentally get knocked. Guy’s a dawg, though his puppy puss makes him seem innocent. He’s been known to have his adoring fans line up against a wall, drop their trousers and sniff their derrieres. His famous ex-flame was also privy to this way-too-personal inspection. He also likes gay porn while bedding his beauties. In fact, too-close-for-comfort sources swear his desktop screensaver is the male member. Is this dude bisexual, or trying to cover up the oft-blogged-about gay rumors by romancing so many ladies? (Ted C. via Ent. Lawyer)

2Snaps Says: John Mayer for many reasons. There are gay rumors and video of him kissing men. Rumors that he made ex Jessica Simpson get an abortion. The exes had to toss out a mattress while on vacation in Italy because she “got sick” (aka he pissed on her). He has slept with many Hollywood women. Gross.

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WHICH former network reality star is doing porn? Not MTV or cable or Bachelor star. You would know this person's name. She didn't win the contest but everyone has seen her if you know what I mean. When she found herself out of money and living back at home with mouths to feed, she decided to turn to porn. She wears a wig and does some weird fake accent. The thing is that she is not all that attractive and because she won't use her name, which would generate publicity, she is forced to do some things that mainstream porn stars wouldn't do. What? You can't go get a real job?

2Snaps Says: Tough call. I’ll go with Jenna Lewis from Survivor who is divorced with twin daughters and released a sex tape for profit. I immediately though Omarosa because everyone knows her name, she didn’t win Apprentice, and she is unattractive. But the Blind references having children and “being seen by everyone” (aka nude pictures). Amanda Overmeyer from American Idol is an unattractive loser with possible nudes floating around. Jessica Sierra was pregnant and had a sex tape, but I wouldn’t describe her as unattractive.

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WHICH show keeps its dim-witted if ultra-popular "reality" stars peppy with Adderall supplied by a producer in handfuls between scenes?

2Snaps Says: Oh brother, The Hills of course. The word reality is in quotation marks because that show is fake.

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WHICH late 20 something A-/B+ film actor has a little secret that belies his primarily clean-cut image. He is a devout follower of Anton LaVey. He has a first edition Satanic Bible that was personally signed by LaVey. Our actor also has the number 9 tattooed on him to signify the nine rituals of the Satanic Church. He even went so far as to purchase some land where he and other followers use to practice many of these rituals. (Ent. Lawyer)

2Snaps Says: Oooh this is a good one. Orlando Bloom has “nine” on his wrist, but written in fake elfish language. He also painted his house black a few months ago and belongs to a “cult-like” organization. Ryan Gosling admits he is egocentric and has several homemade tattoos. Emile Hirsh just finished filming Milk in SF where the Church of Satan was founded.

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WHICH married and mega successful, with several children, actor has gay young things coming and going from his motor home trailer during production of his next hit? They were not part of the crew and they were not there to work… at least not on the film. Rarely does the same boy visit twice. Though they are not paid professionals, per se, but they are compensated for being pretty and bendy. All of them have been observed to share the same body type: lean and fresh with short hair and they look like they all “belong in a music video”. He gets his and they get trips, clothes, watches, iPods… like a gay holiday year round! Always tip well to avoid talkers, savvy?

2Snaps Says: I’d say Will Smith for being married, successful, and a closeted homosexual. Although he doesn’t seem like he would be this open about it. Earlier this week Mike Meyers said, “We do beer runs in Will Smith's four-story motor home." Clue or not? Another guess would be closeted Hugh Jackman, except he only has 2 kids and he has a longtime male partner, so I don’t see him cheating.

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WHICH world famous supermodel is head over heels in love. Or is she? Maybe she is just pretending to be in love with her new guy so he won't be suspicious when she tells him she is pregnant. Hopefully he won't find out that he isn't the real daddy. Oh, and hopefully the real daddy's B/A- list film actress girlfriend won't find out either. None of the participants in this little drama are Americans. In fact, I don't think any of the four people are even from the same country. (Ent. Lawyer)

2Snaps Says: Model Eva Herzigova (Czech) currently dating baby daddy Gregorio Marsiaj (Italian) who was linked to Guy Oseary (Israeli) who is dating Bridget Monahan (Irish) now. Other people speculated it has to do with Salma Hayek and her billionare lover. But since Eva just came out with her pregnant pics, this seemed more suiting. Maybe it is supermodel Elle MacPherson, new guy Vito Scnable, real daddy Francois-Henri Pinault, and B/A - list film actress girlfriend Salma Hayek.

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WHICH female singer has a gay male husband? She is young and is definitely an A list singer if there were such a category. Not married to a celebrity. Seems the thing they most enjoy in their sex life is bringing in other guys. The young husband can't decide which team he is playing for and likes the extra boost that a guy brings to the bedroom.

2Snaps Says: I would say Christina Aguilera with her Jewish non-celebrity husband. Remember those penis balloons at their party? Uh, huh. Another possibility could be Leeann Rhimes.

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Which A-lister toked up with his younger co-star during filming of their mega blockbuster? The duo, along with the youngster's dad, smoked pot in the star's trailer, causing the crew to create a code name for when they were stoned. (NY Daily News)

2Snaps Says: Harrison Ford & Shia LeBouf in the upcoming "Indiana Jones." Shia has been getting into trouble recently and his dad did hardcore drugs back in the day. Plus, Ford isn’t fooling anyone with that earring he got. Pothead.