Blind Items: Drugged Orlando Bloom, Hayden Panettiere Sex, Coked Kate Bosworth

Here are this week’s Blind Items:

Sources include other media outlets. Or quite simply are total truths that people are too ashamed to speak and fans are unwilling to admit.

WHICH Hollywood A-lister is so obsessed with her looks that she's going to extreme biological lengths to preserve them? Despite taking on more Botox than oxygen on the set of her latest film, she still searches for revolutionary techniques to make herself look younger. The latest treatment apparently involves skin cells being scraped from the area behind the ears and rushed off to a secret laboratory. New cells are then grown and the resulting paste is injected back into the face. And despite paying hand over fist for this money-for-old-rope treatment, she still looks like a shaven spider monkey. And an old one at that. (Holy Moly)

Molly Says: I say Renee Zellweger who looks like shiiite lately and is currently filming. Can’t be Nicole Kidman anymore since she gave up her botox when she got pregnant (and her face subsequently melted off). Wouldn’t say Demi Moore either since she looks fabulous.

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WHICH B list film actress who was a lead in a top ten movie from 2007 is actually bald. No hair, no fuzz, no nothing. Just wigs. (Ent. Lawyer)

Molly Says: Depends on the definition of Top Ten; box office intake or critics ratings? If based on reviews, I would say Helen Bonham Carter from Sweeney Todd. I heard something similar back when she made Fight Club. If based on box office earnings, I’d say Joan Allen in Bourne Ultimatum.

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WHICH B+ actress. Barely any television. Hardly worth mentioning. Female lead of a hit film this year. New boyfriend who she met because he is also her dealer. Nothing beats free drugs.

Molly Says: Kate Bosworth in the hit film “21.” She has a new boyfriend as of late and is going back to her anorexic look again. I guess by very unnatural means.

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WHICH white male reality show host who likes to pretend he is straight is enjoying wonderfully romantic times with this larger African American man who does straight porn for a living and calls himself bisexual.

Molly Says: I give Ryan Seacrest props for being more of a woman than me. I couldn’t handle a large Black man.

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WHICH weekly glossy just signed a mega-million-dollar contract with a certain annoying celebrity couple? The deal is the magazine will get exclusive interviews with the couple, but in turn they need to break up (again), get back together (again) and actually get married. (Full Disclosure)

Molly Says: Us Magazine covering the BS relationship of famewhores Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. They have been featured numerous times on their cover and last week’s issue was no exception. Lemme guess, exclusive wedding pics in 2009?

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WHICH Pirates of the Caribbean star is still talked of in hushed tones by Bahamian locals, where II and III were filmed, thanks to his super-human habit of drinking three bottles of very fine red wine every day?

Molly Says: Johnny Depp. He is always photographed holding a glass of red wine and he bought his fiancée/wife a vineyard for her birthday.

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WHICH B+ film actor who has been the star of some of the biggest films of all time had to have his stomach pumped this past week after he was found in his overseas hotel room unconscious. Seems he took too many pills from his growing collection. (Ent. Laywer)

Molly Says: Orlando Bloom easily. The biggest films of all time list Lord of the Rings and Pirates of the Caribbean, which he was star in. Troy was also one of the highest grossing.

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WHICH A list film star who needs rehab has been in hiding? He doesn't want to ruin his good guy image. So, he has been hiding out at a home he owns which he has turned into his own personal rehab facility complete with counselor and doctor. (Ent. Lawyer)

Molly Says: Leonardo DiCaprio. He is A list with a good guy image and is rarely spotted out. There have been rumors swirling lately that he has a serious heroin addiction.

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WHICH celebrity musician and the celebrity socialite gave each other herpes? They both are accusing the other of passing it. Hell, with as many people as they have both been through, this one will be tough to figure out. (Ent. Lawyer)

Molly Says: First thought was Paris Hilton and Benjii Madden, but we all know Paris had herpes months ago when her prescription was found in a storage facility. So I’ll go with Cisco Adler (Mischa Barton’s ex) and Lydia Hearst.

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WHICH famous co-star couple continues to pretend they are a couple, when in fact it ended quite some time ago? My guess is because they don't want to make the guy look like he was after only one thing. (Ent. Lawyer)

Molly Says: Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia. He was after that young pootang for the longest time. After scoring, we suspiciously haven’t seen them together in a long time. He is a dog.

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WHICH divorced celebs, who still share a PR, are driving the poor flack crazy trying to plant mean stories about each other?

Molly Says: Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora although I cannot find their rep’s names for some reason. Blind states celebrities, which means they have different careers in the entertainment industries (actress versus drunk band dude). She made headlines for the fake suicide call and he made headlines for drunk driving their daughter.