Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz's Lesbian Kiss is Lame

Damn, the trailer for Woody Allen's new movie, Vicky Cristina Barcelona features a lot of kissing, but unfortunately the lamest kiss is between Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz (Watch Video Below) Why does it need to be all artsy and in red?

Well don't worry because Page Six reported way back in February:

"Scarlett Johansson has a steamy lesbian sex scene with Penelope Cruz in Woody Allen's upcoming 'Vicky Cristina Barcelona.' A source tells us: 'It is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping.' The women later have a threesome with Javier Bardem, who plays Cruz's husband."

So there is finally a reason to go see a Woody Allen movie again. I guess they were just smart and left the good parts out of the trailer. Damn now I have to pay for this shit?