Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Wedding Cliff Notes

In case you care (because I don't) Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got married on Saturday. Here is the entire rundown of useless information supplied by Eonline.

The Theme: Alice in Wonderland

Place: Joe and Tina Simpson's Backyard

Guests: Jessica and Tony Romo

What Did She Where: "Ivory Monique Lhuillier gown with a veil for the ceremony."

The Men Wore: Black tuxes with skinny black ties.

Who Married Them: Papa Joe of course!

What People Are Saying: "It was magical and beautiful." -- Guest

"They were all crying. It was very moving." -- Guest

"Pete is a very patient guy." --Papa Joe

"She managed to hide her pregnancy pretty well." -- Source

"You could tell she was really happy for her sister, but that maybe she was a little bit sad that things aren't working out as well for her." -- Guest on Jessica Simpson

The party ended around 1:30 a.m. and guests were given a cookie that said "Eat Me."

Parting words -- "It was beautiful. It was truly intimate...friends and family only. It wasn't a Hollywood wedding at all.