The End is Near: Paris Hilton Wants to Spawn

Enjoy the rest of 2008 because the end may be here soon. Paris Hilton plans to spawn in 2009! Well that is what she told Heat magazine, but 2009 is a long way off. A lot could change by then, like Hilton getting distracted by a shiny object.

Hilton told the magazine: "I do want a baby. Pretty soon. Not yet because I'm so busy, but next year."

Busy doing what and is this a monkey see, monkey do because longtime friend Nicole Richie gave birth this year? Gag me with a spoon.

The question is who would be dumb enough to dump a load in her? Her current boyfriend is Benji Madden, but he has to survive Hilton for 6 more months. It actually may not be a bad career move for someone to marry Hilton and knock her up. Look how well it worked out for Kevin Federline.

All the wanna-be Federline's out there better get their balls ready, because if Benji is not around come 2009, Paris may be looking for a new sperm donor. I am sure the qualifications will not be that high.