Owen Wilson Desperate for Boobs, Pedals to Scores Strip Club

After breaking up with Kate Hudson, Owen Wilson got so desperate that he pedaled his little man-bike all the way to the Scores West Side strip club for some action. He then parked his wobbly mode of transportation in the check room and requested some lap dances.

Page Six’s source says, "After a few hours, he said he was meeting friends at another club to bring back to Scores and could he leave the bike. They said, 'No problem,' " our spy reports. "It was a fun night for him - Scores, regular clubs, then Scores again.”

Not only is Wilson one classy dude, he is a stud. And by stud, I mean loser. And by classy, I mean…oh nevermind. You should get it by now.