Jamie Lynn To Have C-section Because Her Baby is Stupid

Due to technical difficulties we were out of commission for around three-days, and the first thing I have to do when I get back? Write about Jamie Lynn Spears' C-section... gross.

It seems Jamie Lynn's baby may have got its brains from the Spears' side of the family and it is trying to come out backwards. So doctors will have to cut the bundle of white trash out of Lynn instead of her giving a "natural birth."

We shouldn't have expected anything less.

Meanwhile TMZ spotted Aunt Britney on her way to the hospital to visit her sister about an hour before this posting.

Speculation is that the baby is a girl because Jamie was spotted carrying a pink baby carrier. However this is the Spears family we are talking about, so you never know.

We will keep you updated when they officially cut it out. I have set up a mobile command unit at a sleazy hotel. I can't wait to hear what she is going to name it.