Say it Ain't True: Mini-Me Sex Tape
Oh wow, just wow! We have all seen midget porn before, but Mini-Me is just gross and deformed, no one should see him naked! Just seeing him pee on The Surreal Life was bad enough, but now TMZ has a clip of him kissing his girlfriend, from a supposed sex tape!
Why have the sex tape gods forsaken us? The last sex tape to surface (that nobody wanted the see) was of Jimi Hendirx and while he have been praying for a Lindsay Lohan sex video, or someone equally as good, and they give us Verne Troyer!
Bastards!
The sad thing is you know you are curious to see what his junk looks like, I think it is going to be the size of a coke can with a big, pink triangle head.
Who is the skank, gross enough to bang Mini-Me (women will do anything to be famous)?TMZ just lists her as his "former live-in girlfriend."
SugarDVD has offered $100k to distribute the tape, and trust me as soon as it is available we will let you know.
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What planet are you on?... Are you 12 years old? Jimi Hendrix tape would have been hot.
Lohan... nah... we can see women who look like 50 year old truck stop whores, going at it any ol time.
You're obviously not a very civilized person at that, that you find it gross for a man, no matter his size to possibly have another human being care for him enough to want to sleep with him. No, I don't necessarily want to see it, but I don't want to see Paris Hilton, Pam Anderson or anyone else having sex on tape... cept maybe Brad and Angelina. At the same rate, I would never be as foul of a person to imply that another human being has no right to get laid because of my opinion. That being said, I hope you've found a skank gross enough to bang you.
So fuckin ugly, freaks like he should die. The Girl must be reeeeeeeally desperated to bang that ugly little shitty freak...omg...the world is going down.
No amount money will get me to have with this guy....i'm getting goosebumps from thinking about it
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