The Chick Who Banged Verne Troyer (Mini-Mi) Revealed

Watch out Sarah Jessica Parker and Tori Spelling, there is a new horse on the race track, and her one movie is going to make more money than both of your films combined. Her name is Ranae Shrider and she is an "aspiring model" but has a nose only a rich midget could love. However her new film of her banging Mini-Me is predicted to gross more money than Sex and the City. It is a sick, sick world.

This chick really defined "starting at the bottom to work your way to the top." Banging Verne Troyer and taping it is really a sad, sad act of desperation, the sadder fact is we are all going to forget about her tomorrow, so her only chance will be to appear on Celebrity Rehab

(Unless America's Next Top Model gets desperate for ratings! They have never had a "plus nose model" before.)

Working in porn offers more job security than this. Instead of appearing in one film, you are able to appear in several before being reduced to banging midgets. She doesn't need to fire her manager, she needs to kill him.

Sorry, Ranae I hope you get a piece of the action when they sell the tape, but the Victoria's Secret Thong Lady is going to have more of a shelf-life than you!

Thanks to SlickandHisRuin.com for the tip.