Matthew Broderick Cheats on Sarah Jessica Parker

Now this is the funniest fake news I’ve heard in a while. Star reports that hubby Matthew Broderick was caught cheating on wifey Sarah Jessica Parker with a redhead half his age.
Sure, I’d believe that… if I actually thought he was heterosexual.

Supposedly Broderick, who the mistress dubbed “Matty Cakes,” is having an affair with a redheaded 25-year-old youth counselor. What is she counseling the youths about I wonder…

Star alleges:

“During one tryst, they arrived at her friend's apartment after a night of heavy drinking, says a source. She dragged Matthew into the friend's bedroom, then shut the door. A half hour later, Matthew opened the bedroom door, mumbled 'Well... 'bye!' and walked out. The friend found her passed out on the bed in her panties."

That doesn’t sound like an affair; it sounds like date rape.