Monday Miley Cyrus Report: Possibly Joining Coldplay on Tour!?!

I guess it was wishful thinking that I was going to wake up this morning to more Miley Cyrus in the shower pictures. It was also wishful thinking that I was going to wake up to some whiskey left in my jug.

While I was looking to see if anymore "hackers" leaked anymore Cyrus pictures I stumbled across this:

The Daily Express quoted Miley as saying: "My ideal man is a 16-year-old Chris Martin. But my mum says I have terrible taste."

Martin replied with "I like her. She seems to have a sweet character. Anyone we like or respect, no matter how different they may be, we would play with."

In case you didn't know, Chris Martin is the lead singer of the rock band Coldplay, he is also married to Gwyneth Paltrow. Paltrow should start checking his e-mails because there may be some of those shower pictures of Miley that I am looking for in there.