Celebrate Miley Cyrus Sweet 16th Birthday for $250

Miley Cyrus is turning 16, and while to most of our readers that means only two more years until they can see her naked, to billions of ten year olds and teens its a time for celebration. The lucky ones who saved their allowances can join Miley at Disneyland this October for $250 a ticket. That's right in the ultimate My Sweet 16, Cyrus gets to have her party with Mickey Mouse, but instead of spending thousands she gets to earn it.

Cyrus told ET; "It's gonna be an awesome party with more than 7 things I like. It's gonna be totally awesome. I hope it's a great time."

Got it? It is going to be awesome!

For those kiddies who blew their allowances on other things, they will be stuck at home watching her on the new DVD, Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus Best of Both Worlds Concert: The 3-D Movie. A 16 song highlight reel featuring Miley, her alter ego Hannah Montana, and those hot, Jonas Brothers. Did I mention it is in 3-D! You can buy it here for $22, a lot cheaper than $250.

Does this also mean she will start driving soon? I sure hope so, because I can't wait for all the Cyrus car accident news. What fun we all have to look forward to.

Poor Miley.