Dancing With the Stars Lineup Announced

The official lineup for Dancing With the Stars was announced on ABC's Good Morning America.

Kim Kardashian
Susan Lucci -- Erica Kane people...
Lance Bass -- Yes 'N Sync's Lance Bass!
Brooke Burke -- I think she gets naked or something.
Cloris Leachman -- Some old chick.
Toni Braxton
Chef Rocco DiSpirito
Cody Linley -- From Hannah Montana.
Jeffrey Ross
Ted McGinley
Warren Sapp -- NFL
And some Olympic athletes: Misty May-Treanor -- Maurice Greene.

I predicted that DWTS would last one season, shows how much I know. Maybe they will hire Janice Dickinson since American Idol won't. It doesn't matter anyway, because I'm not watching this shit until they book Gary Coleman. Now that is entertainment.