Oh Please Let This Be True! Cher to Play Catwoman in Batman 3

Lets get this out of the way; this "news" comes via the UK's Telegraph, but the gay man in me can dream can't he?

A studio executive reportedly said, "Cher is Nolan's (director) first choice to play Catwoman. He wants to her to portray her like a vamp in her twilight years. The new Catwoman will be the absolute opposite of Michelle Pfeiffer and Halle Berry's purring creations."

Oh and what a vamp she will be! I can hear the Oscar buzz already, actually I'm awarding it to Cher now... In my dreams where, Batman 3 stars Gary Coleman as Robin and Cher as Catwoman. The only next best possible scenario would be Sharon Stone, she would make the best Catwoman ever. I know she starred in the Halle Berry film, but Stone should have been Catwoman, not that hack Berry.

I know you all think I am being sarcastic but I am 100% serious. Nolan is pure genius, nothing but genius if this turns out to be true. If not the Telegraph is genius for making this shit up!

God bless America!