Jenna Jameson is Pregnant!?!

Do you know the story of Freddy Krueger? He was born the bastard son of 100 maniacs and that is why he is a such an evil brat. That is the first thing that popped into my mind when I read that, USmagazine.com broke the news that porn slut ,Jenna Jameson is pregnant.

She told the US, "that her and her boyfriend of two years, mixed martial arts fighter Tito Ortiz, 'are still in a state of shock.'"

And so am I. Imagine being the kid born into that? Not only is your mom the most famous whore on the planet, and your father looks like an ape, Jenna will also be the second pregnant man of 2008, not even the first.

Well at least the kid will get to live in luxury the first 9 months. Jenna's womb has been pounded on so much, it must be like living in 10-bedroom mansion. The kid will probably have a hot tub and mini bar in there as soon as it grows hands.

It better open some windows and let that shit air out though!