Sarah Palin Did Not Fake Pregnancy! Wait it Gets Better!

You thought the Jamie Lynn Spears' teenage pregnancy scandal was big news, well this announcement just blew it out of the water. While I desperately try to avoid politics at all cost this scandal is just too big to ignore.

Dlisted posted a rumor yesterday that suggested, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, faked one of her pregnancies.

"The rumor is that Sarah, a pro-lifer, pretended to be pregnant while her then 16-year-old daughter was the one who was really carrying the baby named, Trig."

Now Dlisted reports that Palin had to come clean and admit that her "17-year-old daughter Bristol is knocked up!"

Got it?

So to shoot down rumors that Sarah faked her pregnancy with a baby named Trig Paxton Van Palin, Sarah had to admit, Bristol was already pregnant with another baby. Bristol couldn't have gave birth to Trig, because he is only 4-months old, and Britsol is currently 5-months pregnant.

Got it now? My head hurts.

Anyway Sarah Palin released this statement:

“Our beautiful daughter Bristol came to us with news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned. As Bristol faces the responsibilities of adulthood, she knows that she has our unconditional love and support. Bristol and the young man she will marry are going to realize very quickly the difficulties of raising a child, which is why they will have the love and support of our entire family."

I should also note that the family has asked for privacy during this time and to repeat what Dlisted said: "Yeah, good fucking luck with that."