Who Knocked Up Bristol Palin?

Now that we know that Sarah Palin's daughter is pregnant, the question is; Who shot the load that rocked the Republican Presidential campaign?

His name is Levi Johnston, and on his now private My Space page, he describes himself as a "fucking redneck." Nice, this does sound like Jamie Lynn Spears all over again. Maybe Casey Aldridge can give Levi some advice on how to handle things, like how to point guns at paparazzi, and how to throw a white trash barn brawl.

Residents of the tiny town of Wasilla, Alaska have also told reporters that the town has known about the romance for quite some time. Time of the Internet says they have been dating for about a year.

Like I told Casey and all you other kids out there, learn how to pull out and aim for the face! Well congratulations Levi your sperm is about as famous as the "magic bullet" right now.You are the one Who shot the load that rocked the Republican Presidential campaign?

The rest of 2008 is going to be a fucking blast.

UPDATE: TMZ.com has more from Levi's My Space they quote him as saying: "I live to play hockey ... I'll kick ass." and "I don't want kids."

His page has also been entirely removed and is not just private anymore.