Sarah Palin Has taken over the Blogsphere and Tabloids

Maybe the Republican party is smarter than we thought. We all kept hearing how Barack Obama was so much more internet savoy and hipper than, John McCain, but who has all tabloid covers this week? Sarah Palin and her daughter's bastard baby.

Palin has grabbed all the headlines and not just in the real news, she is now a Blog staple and graces four weekly covers this week, putting the best tabloid headliners to shame. Spears, Jolie and Lohan have nothing on this bitch.

I have to say this was a genius move, while we all thought this was a dagger in the heart of the Republican party, but it was obviously a strategic maneuver to win the internet... and they did! Bloggers love scandal, and we ate this up, regurgitated it and ate it again because it was so good. I'm ready for thirds! All they need now is an endorsement from Britney, Gary Coleman and the Pregnant Man and I'm voting Republican.

Obama needs to come up with something quick. His wife needs a nipple slip, an up skirt or she needs to overdose on crack to top this. Its the only thing that will get our attention at this time.

In Levi Johnston's (The boy who shot the load that changed the presidential campaign) News:

TMZ reports: The "Fucking Redneck" is going to the GOP convention today!

"Levi Johnston, who will be marrying Bristol Palin, left Alaska yesterday and will be joining the Palin fam in St. Paul, just in time for the Gov's big speech tonight. According to Levi's mom, the couple decided to get married before the big revelation of Bristol's pregnancy."

Hopefully that is the end of our political coverage today and we can get back to more important things like what Amy Winehouse ingested last night.

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