Gary Coleman Hit Man With Truck

Damn whiskey! Nothing makes me more excited then waking up to Gary Coleman news. I love Gary more than I should, however, I've sat here for an hour trying to think of something witty to say about him "allegedly" hitting a person with his truck, and I got nothing. Its because I'm hung over, I think this is what they call "hitting rock bottom." Not being able to come up with an obvious Gary Coleman joke because I drank too much last night, is a definite sign of a drinking problem. I'm going to go home, make myself a stiff drink and consider what to do about my problem.

Anywhoo People.com reports that "actor Gary Coleman hit a pedestrian with his truck after arguing with him in a Salt Lake City bowling alley." The argument started inside the bowling alley and ended in the parking lot when Coleman "hit Rushton and a vehicle as he was backing out of a parking space," says Police Lieutenant Bill Wright. Gary was pissed because Colt Rushton took a picture of him.

When will the world learn to leave Gary alone?