MTV Wants Russell Brand Back

Why are we still talking about the VMAs? People don't even talk about the Oscars this long after they happen... the VMAs are so last week.

Anyway, despite forcing MTV to issue some bullshit apology to thousands of fat chicks and insulting the Jonas Brothers for being virgins, VMA host -- Russell Brand told The Sun that MTV wants him back for 2009.

Brand claims: "Afterward they were really thrilled. There was a 20 percent increase in viewers from last year’s show and, wow, isn’t life exciting," but I hate to tell him that 10 percent of the increase was just from the losers turning into hear and see the Twilight cast. Fans he managed to really annoy by cutting off Robert Pattinson while he was introducing the band Paramore.

Brand also claims that his script was cut down by MTV, one joke they didn't like about Sarah Palin said she "was forcing her teenage daughter to have a baby because she is so anti-abortion. But also, as a Republican, she is pro-execution so she is going to give her the electric chair for being a little slut."

Sounds fucking hilarious to me, they should invite him back.