Jamie Lynn Spears' Child Porn Pictures Stolen
My title is way catchier than: Spears' Breastfeeding Photo Stolen, plus it was already taken... and it is true. Remember she is still underage, so a boob shot of Spears could still fall under FBI child pornography laws. See how silly kiddy porn laws can be? It is okay for you to knock a 16-year-old up, but if you take pictures of yourself knocking her up, you are a sex offender.
But before we get to the story...
When I was about 8 or 9 my father's mother (I guess that makes her my grandmother) took pictures of a funeral and showed them to me. I thought "What kind of crazy bitch takes pictures of a funeral and why is this crazy bitch related to me?"
The same thing comes to mind with this story; "Who takes pictures of someone breast feeding and why?" The answer is of course, Jamie Lynn Spears' baby's daddy, Casey Aldridge. Not only does taking pictures of your baby's mamma breast feeding seem weird, he was then stupid enough to drop them off at a Louisiana Wal-Mart to get them developed!
What did Aldridge think would happen when the minimum-wage clerk saw Jamie Lynn Spears tit popping out? He saw his way to buy the biggest truck in town, some of that fancy beer he sees rich people drinking on TV, and maybe a little bit of that armpit perfume. Plus if he used his Wal-Mart discount, he may have had a little left over to buy his own 16-year-old girlfriend and her baby something nice.
The FBI is currently trying to figure out who may have copied, stolen and is trying to sell the 12 pictures of Jamie Lynn Breast feeding. I'll give them a hint: The person who was working the day Aldridge dropped the pictures off. There is this thing they call a schedule, it is normally hanging by the dirty employee microwave in the break room. Start there.
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OMG. You're right. I was thinking the same thing. I honestly think they did that shit on purpose. Like Jaime was cool with it because they might not have much of a private life, but those assholes make money simply due to the fact that the general population loves a good train wreck. I love how these stupid red neck assholes try to say/act like they dont like being famous. And then they pull some bullshit like this. They would be loser BROKE pieces of shit otherwise. So why not expoit the fam for money? It makes me sick.
Finally, wildouble, I belive that this should NOT be a child porn case. How is it child porn when she is a mother and CHOSE the responsibility of having a child herself. Once you chose to be a mother you forfeit your childhood. You are not a child.
Who cares about digital cameras or no digital cameras, I wanna see the pictures of her tits. They shouldn't talk about things they aren't going to show. I want to see some tits and if they can't show us the pictures, don't fucking talk about it.
Wait, why doesn't the dumb ass have a DIGITAL CAMERA? Man, EVERYONE knows that is the only way to take photos of underage girls boobs and NOT GET CAUGHT!
LMAO funniest thing you have ever said!
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