Who Are the Asian Women in Masks Chasing Selena Gomez?

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Selena Gomez was spotted surrounded by creepy asian women in surgical masks. What do these asian women want with Gomez? Is this some kind of communist plot to steal all our child-stars? Maybe they are going to kidnap her and suck all the baby fat out of her face, so they can sell it on the black market. I have heard that baby fat from teenage, American girl's, faces nets a lot of cash in China. They make aging cream out of it... that and aborted fetuses.

Just kidding, Selena Gomez and her mom Mandy were spotted at the Full Moon Nail Spa in Los Angeles getting manicures. For poor people who have never or never will see the inside of a spa, this is what they look like. Kind of creepy right?

This could also be some publicity stunt for Selena's new direct-to-DVD movie Another Cinderella Story. Because nothing moves DVDs like old asian women scrubbing corns off rich people's feet.

Order you copy of Another Cinderella Story here, and help Gomez and her mother get many more manicures.

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