Lindsay Lohan is Gay! Clay Aiken is Gay! Everybody is Gay!

Its getting a little too gay around here. First Lindsay Lohan tells DJ Ted Stryker of Loveline that she has been slurping Samantha Ronson's clam "for a very long time." Then Clay Aiken finally admitted to himself and the rest of the world that he is a homosexual. Its like one big Hollywood coming out party that I wasn't invited to.

What's next Kanye West will publicly announce he is black? Meanwhile, never to be left out, of course Daddy Lohan -- Michael had to add his two cents to the Lohan announcement, telling Yo on E! radio show that he didn't think Lindsay actually admitted to anything.

"They kind of asked her if she was dating [Samantha], and Lindsay eluded that question. Then [Stryker] led into another one and kind of tricked her into saying 'a long time,' " Michael said.

Whatever, here are some pictures of Lohan looking skanky at some photoshoot for I don't know what.