Tom Cruise Ruins a Baby Suri Up Skirt Moment

While Suri Cruise was busy pulling off her best Lindsay Lohan passed out impression, Tom Cruise made sure the sneaky paparazzi did not take advantage of her, by strategically blocking any chances for an upskirt picture. You can say whatever you want about Cruise but that is being a good father in my eyes.

I mean upskirts are fine for celebrities over the age of five, but trying to sneak a few of a two-year-old is just sleazy. Whoever took these pictures should be ashamed of themselves. I bet Dakota Fanning was behind this, because you know she is pissed that Suri gets more attention than her. I also always had a suspicion she may have been the mysterious TrainReq who released those Miley Cyrus underwear pictures.