Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant Again!?!

White Trash sperm are like weeds, they just can't be stopped, and Casey Aldridge may have some of the most potent stuff on the planet (Not to mention the second most famous splooge in 2008, the guy who knocked up Palin's daughter is first of course). Soon after Aldridge denied rumors of knocking up another women, the National Enquirer reported that 17-year-old Jamie Lynn is pregnant again. Yes they have spawned a second time and only three months after giving birth to baby Maddie Briann.

How does one get knocked up so quick again? By being an idiot of course. A source told the Enquirer that “Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding."

Priceless! I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. She probably also fell for the "You can't get knocked up the first time" line when she lost her virginity. I wonder what happened to that baby?

The family was desperately trying to keep it out of the news but like Aldridge told OK magazine, "In a small town, everybody knows everybody. But when money's involved, you find out who your friends are," and it looks like someone sold them out again. They should really learn to keep their mouths shut.

The "close source" revealed that Jamie Lynn is about eight weeks pregnant, and her mom is pissed! So pissed that her friends are trying to get her to abort it. I bet Sarah Palin will agree to adopt it right before election day! I can see the headlines now: Republican VP Saves Jamie Lynn Spears' Baby From Vacuum Cleaner! It will win them the election, mark my words!