Angelina Jolie Pulls a Jamie Lynn Spears Selling Her Breast Feeding Pictures

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt must have heard how much the Jamie Lynn Spears breast feeding pictures were going for, because Pitt snapped some "private" pictures of Jolie feeding her baby and sold them to W magazine. However, Lynn's pictures were underage pictures, I hear they tend to go for a little more these days.

I would also like to take this opportunity to say that I understand that breast feeding is natural, but that doesn't mean your poor waiter or waitress, gas station attendant, or the general public has to share in the experience. Peeing is natural and I can get a ticket for doing it in public, I also don't poop at the table while my waiter is taking my order, so why torture people by throwing your baby's feeding time in their face.

My two greatest fears when I waited tables were:

1) Walking up while people were praying
2) Walking up while someone was breast feeding

This is the awkward position it puts waiters in. You walk up to the table and notice something is different. You think to yourself "is that chick breast feeding?" You look, then you go, "oh my god she must think I was checking out her boob." Immediately when your mind says "boob" your eyes automatically look back, and you keep repeating the process. Then all of a sudden you're the pervert when all you wanted to do was refill her fucking water. It's a cruel situation to put people in, very selfish and rude!

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