Lindsay Lohan Wants an 'Open Relationship'

It looks like Lindsay Lohan is going through some penis withdrawal, well according to the The Sun and their always reliable "sources" that is.

A Lohan "pal" told the tabloid: “Lindsay and Sam had a huge bust up last week at Pure night club in Las Vegas. Lindsay was flirting with a guy and Sam was ballistic. Lindsay says she loves Sam more than anything but she just can't help that she is attracted to the opposite sex. She thinks that they should come to some sort of understanding. Lindsay wants an open relationship where she can explore her heterosexuality without feeling guilty or sneaking around."

A real lesbian dating a non-lesbian is never good idea, it is like blowing a frat boy. Yeah they will paint your face and let you lick their ass when they are drunk, but they will never 100% commit. They are Weekend Homosexuals, great for a cheap thrill but bad relationship material. Ronson should cut her losses and let Lindsay get back to being the slutty heterosexual that she is.

Perhaps this is also why Ronson was dressed as a man the other night?