Beyonce's Armpits Are Hairier Than Shane Mercado's

Shane Mercado is known for embarrassing Beyonce by doing a better version of her Single Ladies on YouTube (See video below), she has even appeared on the The Bonnie Hunt Show (Watch Here), and may be getting more popular than Beyonce as we speak.

The other night they finally met up at NYC premiere of Cadillac Records, and Mercado showed up Beyonce once again. Beyonce showed off her armpit, and it looked like my butthole when my hemorrhoids flare up (toilet-paper dingleberries included), but Mercado looked hot in her scarf and leather jacket. Look at Beyonce's face, she is so thinking "I'm going to have your little bitch ass killed."

Mercado's Hunt Show appearance actually brings tears to me eyes everytime I watch it.