The Weed Must be Good in England: Kristen Stewart Looks Baked

Last week TMZ published pictures of Kristen Stewart smoking what looked like to be marijuana out of a bowl on the sidewalk of L.A.. If you were one of those fans still trying to pretend there was tobacco in that pipe, then take a look at these pictures of Stewart and co-star Robert Pattinson at the UK Twilight premiere. If they're not baked then Gary Coleman ain't black. Stewart's picture below looks like a hooker mugshot... Actually Hugh Grant's hooker (What was his name Divine Brown?) looked sexier in his mugshot (right).

I also understand Pattinson's need to get high, the last 10-months of sucking the greasy, fat chick neck must have really been rough. It must suck to be a teen heartthrob, when you can't get to any of the teens, because they keep getting trampled by hordes of fat housewives. Not to mention he said fans were coming up to him and scratching their necks for him, haven't these bitches heard of AIDS?

If he is stuck doing three more of these sequels, he may end up crazy like Michael Jackson, sleeping in a pressurised oxygen chamber and walking around with a face mask. I know I would to avoid breathing in cookie and fried chicken breath all day. No wonder they gave them both a $10 million raise, they look like the need it.

your a rude asshole she looks fine.

wow. who ever posted this is an asshole. seriously shes 18 she can do whatever she wants, its her life. Stay the hell out of it! Your a rude asshole. Grow up and stop talking shit about people u dont even know. P.S - She has always been beautiful and always will be! ;o)

am i the only person who found this hillarious! whats more i kinda agree with him on some points but on others no. i think kristen is one of the most beutiful girls out there, but the girl looks high most of the time! but thats just how she looks and theres nothing whong with that
everyone is being just a tad dramatic if u ask me (and im fully awae that you don't)
this article was really un-neccesary tho

I think she looks cute!!!

You dumb ass, that dude sucking the neck there isn't Robert, it's one of the other guys from the movie, the guy who plays Emmett. What did those Twilight kids do to you to make you sound so bitter? Other than making millions and getting laid by models?

Oh shit I meant to add not to tell me that is not Pattinson and of course some asshole pointed it out already.

I have 2 agree w/ lola. Before you come off so bitter, try getting ur facts straight. And comparing Rob to Micheal Jackson; that's just bitter too. When u r as successful as these two, THEN AND ONLY THEN, can you pass judgment.

wow...BITTER and JEALOUS much?

I truly feel sorry for you....pathetic.

get your facts straight... Loser.

wow, this movie smokes more cock then Kristen Stewart does weed. The only reason to see this movie is if you want a reason to kill your self.

allitle harsh dontcha think?

Thank you! Finally, someone shares my opinion. All these stupid Twi-fags are getting on the world's nerves. Seriously? Sparkling vampires? Go fucking talk to Bram Stoker and ask him if vampires are meant to sparkle and eat deer blood. Oh wait, they probably don't even know who he is!

wow.. whoever said this needs to seriously GET A LIFE!!
maybe she did smoke, maybe she didnt.....
who cares?

You know what Everyone, Who cares if they are inndulging in Mary-Mary.. It aint that bad to speculate just because they are Famous & Such.. Certain cultures smoke Reefer & do we blow them up with all this craze, I think Not...
Mary-Mary grows, why cant people and society jus accept somethings and move on.. Lets say for instance CRACK DOWN ON GETTING METH OR COKE OR CRACK EVEN HERION.. I mean Damn. All this Huff n Puff over some GREEN?!! Gotta be kidding me..
Anyone who Feels remotely the same way please feel free to get in contact with me.. My email is kid.griff@hotmail.com or look me up on myspace or something.. WOW
Twilight CHANGED MY LIFE FOR THE BETTER SO YOU KNOW WHAT
LIGHT IT UP IF YOU GOT THAT GREEN
but otherwise everyone, expecially THE MEDIA, BUD ( lol ) OUT.!!!

Kenneth
Edward
Griffin ^k^ Twilight ^k^ R^7iKi

LMAO, this article just made my day! First, I smoke like a freight train rolling through hell myself, so I'm not downing that at all....and second.....she IS cute, and what she does on her own time is her perogative....but when u get paid that much to act in movies, it wouldn't hurt to lay off a bit before you go on set. I mean seriously, does anyone else not notice what a shitty actress she is??? Twilight is the 3rd movie I've seen that she was in that she just looks dumbfounded with her mouth gaped wide open for 2 hours straight, hell she even looks like that on the dvd cover of The Messengers....and im not particularly crediting pot for that, it may be that she just sucks as an actress...or maybe its just the grudge i have against Stephanie Meyer for being such a shitty writer, hell, I dunno?

and although it says in parenthesis beside my name (not verified) i am verifying it myself, twilight, and the subsequent 3 rolls of hardbound toilet paper she wrote do in deed suck multiple fat monkey cocks, let us join hands and pray to god and satan that her publishing company Little, Brown (turd) wont be stupid enough to publish a fifth one, even if she does manage to come up with enough dry, plot-less "material" *cough* bullshit *cough, cough* to merit one....This just leaves me wondering...in the tough recession we are facing as a country right now, is it more economical to go to costco and pick up the 50 roll bulk pack of asswipe or just use a page a day from the copy of breaking dawn my girlfriend regretfully bought? I'm open for suggestions.....oh, i almost forgot......13 year old girls and fat middle aged twilight fans, plz flame here....joshhardison84@embarqmail.com (PLEASE, I really do get a kick out of reading ur shit)
Sincerely,
Neighbor_of_the_Beast_668

God, you guys need to stay out of peoples business. You are just hatin because they are successful and are actually good actors. They look normal in these pictures so stop being so full of yourselves. You guys need to cut the crap and put up some real stories not some fake lies that you came up with because you had nuthin else better to do. Don't be saying people are hookers either because that is just something you pulled out of your ass.

Yeah, but that actually was a certified hooker. Have a nice day.

God, you guys need to stay out of peoples business. You are just hatin because they are successful and are actually good actors. They look normal in these pictures so stop being so full of yourselves. You guys need to cut the crap and put up some real stories not some fake lies that you came up with because you had nuthin else better to do. Don't be saying people are hookers either because that is just something you pulled out of your ass.

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