Rumer Willis' New Haircut Makes Her Look Less Like a Man

I don't think Rumer Willis was conceived the normal way. She looks like she climbed out of one of those pictures, where you put two people's faces together to see what their love child would look like. Below is an example of Elijah Wood and Harry Potter's baby if they were to have one.

At least her new haircut makes her look less like a man. I can hear the hairdresser now "If we could just hide... I mean frame your face." However, I still can't condone the revealing dress she wore to D&G Flagship Boutique Opening (D&G NOT D&D put your graph paper away). It's kind of like looking at a nip slip from RuPaul. Now that I mention it, too bad Rumor isn't black, she could have sooo played RuPaul if they ever made a movie about him. Well there always a chance they will make a live action Mr. Potato Head movie. Somebody will have to play Mrs. Potato Head.