Verne Troyer Dressed as Pedo Bear

Lets cut right through the crap, the UK Celebrity Big Brother invented this "challenge" for their "celebrity house guest" just to get poor Verne Troyer to dress up like a bear. If you thought him peeing on the floor, and his sex tape were as low as he could go... Think again. These pictures are suicide inducing, and I wouldn't be surprised if the next story I was writing about Troyer involved; six aspirin and an airplane size bottle of vodka. Seriously it doesn't take much more than that to kill someone who weighs 10lbs.

Michelle Heaton and Verne tried to claim that they objected to the challenge (where they were also forced to eat a bowl of honey) because of their health, but we all know that they just wanted to try and save the last sliver of dignity they had left.

Coolio and Tommy Sheridan where also not spared being forced to dress as toy cars and go through a car wash. All I want to know is when this airs in the US, because this puts Tool Academy to shame!