Surprise, Surprise Rihanna Alleged Victim

I don't know what was more obvious; Clay Aiken being gay or that Rihanna IS the alleged victim in the Chris Brown arrest.

TMZ confirmed what we already knew, but has added that the allegation "is that she was assaulted with a deadly weapon." However, the nature of the weapon is unknown. This shit is like Clue!

Rihanna was beat in the car, by Mr. Brown, with the Candlestick! I win!

TMZ said "The crime report gives the victim's name as Robyn Fenty -- that's Rihanna's real name."

We will keep you updated.

Update: A source told Radar Online: "Rihanna was clearly very upset by what had happened and I could hear her screaming. Rihanna was trying to get her point across about something, she sounded like she was crying as she tried to get to put her point across."