The Britney Spears Circus Tour Home Edition

If you're like me and cannot afford to pay $100 to sit in the nosebleed seats to see Britney Spears lip-sync in concert, don't worry, I created a home version for you. First get her album Circus and her Greatest Hits CD (or illegally download them you're only stealing from K-Fed anyway), then you will need a stage. I'm using my brother-in-law's Dale Earnhardt Jr. TV tray, however, any flat surface should work. Go to the dollar store and buy some sparklers and tape them to the back of the stage for your pyrotechnics.

Then print out all the Britney Spears' pictures below (I will be publishing a couple a day for the next few days) and cut her out of the pictures. Use popsicle sticks to make little Brit Brit puppets and you can probably figure out the rest.

You can even video tape you concert and put it on YouTube. Who knows maybe you will become the next Internet celebrity. Just make sure and send us your concert video code so we can publish it here!

Britey Home Version Set #1