Lindsay vs Ronson: Let the Catfight Begin!

The lesbian smack down we have all been waiting for looks like it is finally here!

MTV.com reports that Lindsay Lohan broke up with SamRo after he allegedly cheated on her. Hohan wrote on her Twitter (good to see she finally moved on from MySpace, less words for her to embarrass herself with):

"being cheated on does wonders to you.”

Then she personally tweeted Sam two messages that read:

"PLEASE leave me ALONE. and stop staying in the room below me, you've woken me and my mother up. go to bed. keep cheating u win.”

"I’m doing this publicly because u&ur friends call people mag..so-you win, you broke my heart. now go away. i loved you”

Sunday TMZ reported that Samantha Ronson had the locks changed on his door after he and Lohan had another huge fight. Lohan was also reportedly not allowed into a club where he recently had a DJ gig and had to be restrained by five bouncers but wait there is more... The pictures!

Dlisted claims that "The dehydrated human dildo known as SamRo uploaded this picture of a cokey cake (above) to her Twitter, because she probably wanted to show Blohan what kind of shit she's missing out on."

And then there is the picture of Lohan recreating her famous "passed out in car" photo series.

This is going to suck for both parties involved because Lohan is losing her sugar daddy and Ronson her fame ticket, and I'm now officially accepting bets on how the aftermath will eventually end:

1) Lohan in jail.
2) Lohan in rehab.
3) Lohan dead.

Stay tuned...