Tila Tequila Not Dead

It took a person breaking into Tila Tequila's home, hijacking her Twitter account and telling people she was dead to make her finally news worthy. Can you imagine coming home to realize someone was sitting on your computer impersonating you? It reminds me of that movie with the babysitter where to guy is calling her from inside the house, or that urban legend where the thieves took pictures of themselves shoving the victims toothbrush up their asses.

At 2:39 a.m., Tequila's Twitter announced, “Tila Tequila is dead," and a second update read "I just broke into her house, killer her and her dog. Logged onto Twitter to tell you guys. She was signed on already. Tila Tequila is dead.”

Radaronline reported that around 4 a.m. the real Tila cleared things up:

“Pt1 This is Tila. I am deeply sorry for the earlier post about me being dead. I don’t know who logged into my account and wrote that,” she wrote. “Pt.2 but someone did indeed break into my house. It’s been a very scary night for me. it’s 4:10am now and have been dealing with it all.”

“Pt.3 too much has happened. I am scared, exhausted and drained but I am ok! Want to apologize to my fans who were worried about me,” she continued. “Im moving into a different house very soon because I have a stalker who is very much so endangering my life at the moment….I love u all.”

Her last post read, “Then I found my dog locked in the trunk of my car!!!!!!!!!! I’ve been crying all night. This is f----- up. I’m sad and shocked and bye…Im still shaking and crying! My dog in the trunk of the car, house is shattered, everything is smashed! I’m staying at a friend’s house 2nite."

Well at least things are all cleared up and she can go back to being irrelevant again.