Journalism is Dead: Ashton Kutcher Wins Twitter Race
Today Ashton Kutcher proved that more people would rather read what a celebrity had for breakfast than anything written by a legitimate news source. Journalism is dead and Ashton Kutcher is officially the Internets biggest idiot for a day.
Kutcher defeated CNN in a race to see who could have the first Twitter account to reach one million followers. It was a tight race to the finish, but what Oprah and the other news sources are NOT reporting is that Britney Spears and Basementdad -- Dr. Joseph Frieschel were right on their heels.
Even though Joseph Frieschel joined the race a little too late to defeat Kutcher and CNN his account -- that was only open for a few days -- quickly gained over 300,000 followers, meaning he would have easily defeated both accounts if he had joined sooner. The joke? Frieschel was a fake account created based on the Austrian man who held his own daughter captive in his basement for 24 years, once again proving that the Internet is bigger than Hollywood hotheads and media conglomerates.
For his win Ashton promised to donate $100,000 to Malaria No More Fund, and he will appear on The Oprah Winfrey Show show to help kickoff Winfrey's own Twitter account. All great publicity for Twitter, who I am sure doesn't want anyone to know that it soon could be Basement Dad that is being crowned the new "King of Twitter."
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A few days...?
We managed to get the account to 300,000 in less than 24 hours.
And to be honest, it wasn't 300,000 unique followers.
We developed a script to auto make accounts follow basement dad quickly.
Our only problem was the verification codes, so that was the only manual part we had to do.
What is the matter with you? Rules one and two of ebaums, you feeb. Mum's the word, mongle mongle.
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joseph is pretty cool guy, kills basements and doesnt afraid of anything
joseph is pretty cool guy, kills basements and doesnt afraid of anything
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Hahaha we helped Kutcher your friends from AT
AT WILL BURN IN A LAKE OF FIRE.
WTF is a moot?
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Ashton Kutcher pwned those ebaumsworld faggots.
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After the scripts, twitter blocked the ones that were using them, thats why this scum won.
Ebaums was only a minor help in this, we only picked them up because basementdad was a cause most of the internets could and should get behind.
Moot what the I don't even.
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