Rihanna Sex Tape Trailer

I have had this pain above my left eye in my skull for four days now. It hurts so much I am having trouble laying in the dark watching Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus and that movie where Dakota Fanning gets raped. I have tried everything Advil, Vicodin, Miller Lite, gallons of water, and brandy but nothing helps.

Anyway, I just had to get this up no matter how much it hurts. A so-called trailer for the Rihanna sex tape has been released. The "teaser trailer" shows her face -- and her titty bouncing -- but I suck at identifying people, so I'm not sure if it is real or not. It is of course crappy quality, and in night vision I guess, because it is all green. Not to mention the video player it is on kind of sucks, but it is all we have so check it out here, and be happy with what god gave you. The website and video are NOT safe for work.

Oh yeah and the trailer says the official release date is June 22. We will keep you updated.

You may remember back in March (before her nude pictures were released) Star magazine claimed that their was a Rihanna sex tape, so I wouldn't be surprised if this is real. Here is what an "inside source" told the tabloid:

"Rihanna has no issues with her sexuality, but she'd be mortified if her friends and family found this out! This whole beating incident is terribly humiliating for her. She's already traumatized and will do anything to make it all go away as quickly as possible."