Poor Miley Cyrus...

She is kind of busted! I can't wait until she hits 19 or 20 so I can change 2Snaps into Miley Cyrus Breakdown Central. It should be a lot of fun watching her overcompensate for not being that attractive when she gets older.

Anyway, some guy named Adam Shankman (director of Hairspray 2) posted these pictures of Miley "looking sexy" on his Twitter account, and I guess people got offended again, because after Tweeting them he responded with this statement.

"Miley is a sweet angel who works tirelessly and endlessly, and is allowed to have fun in the make up room! Seriously! Lighten up or no more behind the scenes pics! She's like my angel little sister."

I guess people were mad that a 43-year-old queen had pictures of a 16-year-old pretending to take a dump on a chair? Whatever! I just published the story because there are a lot of pervy men on the Internet, looking for "sexy" or nude pictures of Cyrus. It's good business, however, they will surely be disappointed by this post... she looks like a horse in the second pic, and is nowhere near naked in either of them.